THE BEST IDEAS
ARE CREATED
WHEN YOU ARE
HIGH!

The memoirs below are the best of the best!

Baked memoir #16

“I got so baked i walked into a store and forgot what I was there for, then remembered and still grabbed the wrong item!”

Baked memoir #14

“I was at a party and my wife was trying to ask a cop if he could find me some weed” (true story)

Baked memoir #10

“HAVE you ever looked at your phone and wondered if someone is listening and seeing you with the phone off?”

Baked memoir #8

“Great buzz when you look into a mirror and look at yourself and it feels like you are having an out of body experience!”

Baked memoir #5

“WHEN LIFE GETS HARD AND THING GET TRAGIC, SMOKE A BLUNT, IT’s F*ING MAGIC”

Baked memoir #4

“Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money’s worth. Just saying”

Baked Memoir #2

“CAN YOU SMOKE SO MUCH THAT YOU START TO FEEL THAT THE HIGH IS THE NEW NORMAL”

Baked Memoir #1

“When you are high you don’t think slow, you think in more detail!”

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